Bargains for All

I now have lists for things to keep, store, sell, give away, throw away, return to rightful owners, buy, do and remember. The longest of these lists is things to sell. So, for your viewing pleasure and opening to all enquiries here is the list...

1 Blue comfy chair - Would suit old lady with low standards. - £30
1 Small Bookshelf - Hardwood, 3 shelves, 4". - £30
1 Coffee table - Tough enough to do the nasty on. - £30
1 Crap mattress - Brand new. - Free
1 Djembe Drum - Barely played, much coveted. Someone please put it to good use. - £100
1 Film collection - Loads of good. Hardly any dross. About 400 thereof. - £3 each
1 Freezer - It's cool. - £50
1 HiFi - Nad amp paired to very capable pair of Hitatchi speakers. - £100
1 Large Bookshelf - 200cm*160cm*60cm, stained pine. Damn heavy. - £50
1 HP Laser Printer - mostly used for complaining. - £50
Snorkelling equipment - 2 of everything in a bag. - £50
1 Sofa - 3 seater in red. Very experienced. - Free
1 Padded Chest - Gross green colour, bought for re-upholstering (as if). - £30
1 Sharks Jaw - I killed it myself. - £5
1 Airsoft Gun - Not for sale to minors or Tim Boorman. - £20
1 Wall mounted cork screw - doesn't work, never has, chic rustique. - £400
1 Alarm Clock - plays CD's to a fashion. - Free
1 40" Sony Bravia LCDTV - Awesome. - £500
1 Playstation3 + 5 Games - *sobs gently* - £250
1 Set of Jumping Stilts - Insanely dangerous. - £100
1 19" LCD Xerox Glassfront Monitor - Big and shiny. - £100

I shall add more things as they come up which I am sure they will. If you think you may want any of this stuff let me know or it'll be on ebay next week. I can send photos and am happy to haggle.